and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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