well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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