he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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