toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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