I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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