did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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