Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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