please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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