plz talk dirty to me
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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