We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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