Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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