you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
two words...techno handjob
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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