I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's never too late to be topless.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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