Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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