Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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