Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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