I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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