Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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