yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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