She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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