I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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