Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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