What a fucking waste of an outfit
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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