If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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