when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
