Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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