Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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