you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Randomize