I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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