why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.