I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.