$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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