He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
