i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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