My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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