found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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