i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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