she was so not down for the gang bang
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
