i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I got inside last night via doggy door
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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