So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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