Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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