i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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