i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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