My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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