You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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