Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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