There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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