trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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