i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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