Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.