Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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