maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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