Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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