When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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