now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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