That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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