road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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