Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
how drunk are you?
Several
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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