i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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